PARIS JILT-ON

Come on, eat up if you want to grow up big and strong... or do you want to end up as Paris Hilton's pet?!

DECOM-POSED

Stop applauding and help me up... I'm stuck!!

DOUGH THROW

This new exhaust vent seems to be really powerful. I just tossed up the pizza dough, and...!!

LEG LONGING

Serves you right! Who asked you to go for 'long legs' when I pointedly said 'long leg'...!!
LONG LEG IS A FIELDING POSITION IN CRICKET.

"PANDORA'S" BOX OF TROUBLES

These stupid earthlings and their racism!

A GAG BASED ON THE BLOCKBUSTER AVATAR. I MADE AN EXCEPTION HERE AND ADDED COLOUR AS IT WAS REQUIRED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW/REMEMBER THAT THE INHABITANTS OF THE PLANET PANDORA, i.e THE NA'VI ARE BLUE IN COLOUR....