tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68016806637701426502024-03-06T14:27:58.425+05:30Perpetually Taken Aback Person"Laughter is the best medicine". Anurag Chughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390575283968794206noreply@blogger.comBlogger337125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-29797437971379070172021-03-08T16:13:00.006+05:302021-03-08T16:13:31.320+05:30SAVE THE DATE<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh04gZtpUd0Gx73It1OsnKmtlHsGf6z0fg2NSALQGS4cPo46ZRymx_Uf_I0llfODN3nfyvqL7A5nHGkit-4oLxY3RRrFbHtIi2JztfdYIMYpzFFVGmoQD8pjz0CAEKCXWqfUJDHOXCbV703/s1884/349.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="860" data-original-width="1884" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh04gZtpUd0Gx73It1OsnKmtlHsGf6z0fg2NSALQGS4cPo46ZRymx_Uf_I0llfODN3nfyvqL7A5nHGkit-4oLxY3RRrFbHtIi2JztfdYIMYpzFFVGmoQD8pjz0CAEKCXWqfUJDHOXCbV703/w640-h292/349.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WIFE - I don't care for all these silly celebrations - Mother's Day, WOMEN'S DAY etc. To me, every day should be special and enjoyed equally!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">HUSBAND - And yet, you made me sleep on the couch when I forgot our wedding anniversary...</div><br /> <p></p>deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-7158763437325267862021-02-28T17:19:00.004+05:302021-02-28T17:19:37.804+05:30SKIP THE BUMP<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIRfA-RN265h5Bnk-cfz7MJyZRgmWt9XrmuKs0l99Ty5GO1kbjQFpErKHR5NS7W4zpTNygx5GSlL8RUYvgxmgo76fpnaY7RmyDaLjwBAkh4cVfI_uOPGpbPe9ZDu3BWisFk7xL-zIZBaRP/s1884/348.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="860" data-original-width="1884" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIRfA-RN265h5Bnk-cfz7MJyZRgmWt9XrmuKs0l99Ty5GO1kbjQFpErKHR5NS7W4zpTNygx5GSlL8RUYvgxmgo76fpnaY7RmyDaLjwBAkh4cVfI_uOPGpbPe9ZDu3BWisFk7xL-zIZBaRP/w640-h292/348.jpg" width="640" /></a></div> FRIEND - Hi. what's up?<p></p><p>Why are you giving me a fist bump?? Take my temperature, you fool!</p>deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-27417643560778939722020-05-10T08:48:00.001+05:302020-05-10T08:48:36.281+05:30MULTI-TASKING GODDESS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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FATHER - Kids, listen to this beautiful quote - God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.<br />
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MOTHER - There, you see?? Even God cannot do everything at once. And you people expect me to cook, clean, do the laundry, iron and listen to your woes all at the same time!!</div>
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JANUARY 2020 - If you don't go to school. you'll only grow up to be a house maid!<br />
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MARCH 2020 (Corona Virus lock down) - Mop a little harder there. You missed a spot.</div>
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EARTH - Who would have thought that this would be the solution...<br />
All my people have to do in order to live in harmony is to stay as far away from each other as possible!</div>
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ON A REGULAR DAY -<br />
FRIEND 1 - Hey bro, come and look at that beautiful sunset outside.<br />
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FRIEND 2 - Not now man. Let me finish posting my updates on Facebook,Twitter and Instagram.<br />
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I wonder how much the grass has grown since last night... I hope we have enough milk and tomatoes in the refrigerator... I wonder if that pothole has gotten deeper on the main road... Why are all the birds chirping so loudly in the trees....</div>
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THIEF - Quick, let us get out of here before someone sees us!<br />
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MOTHER - Look at those responsible citizens wearing masks during this Corona Virus outbreak!</div>
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HA HA HA! Look at them!</div>
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TEACHER - So children, with this whole Corona Virus global outbreak, we encourage you all to wear masks to keep the infection from spreading.<br />
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SPECTATOR - So the challenge is to try and move that mighty Sumo wrestler. Looks quite tough, doesn't it??<br />
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but, Golly, he sure managed to 'move' that wrestler!</div>
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FATHER - A salon stylist?? Are you sure you want to be touching people's body hair for the rest of your life for a living??<br />
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SON - So what, dad - as a pathologist, you touch people's blood and urine for a living!</div>
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WAITER - Sir, would you like me to pack the rest of the Chef'a special biryani to take back home?<br />
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CUSTOMER - Forget the biryani. Just pack all these onion slices that you served on the side. I'll take those back home. </div>
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Hello?? Is this the <u>Income Tax</u> department? Yes, I'd like to report my affluent neighbour. I've been observing large bags of <u>onions</u> being delivered to their house frequently and find it very suspicious!</div>
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR - Sir, we've run out of fake blood for the action sequence. Should we just wrap up and call it a day?<br />
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DIRECTOR - No, production costs are too high. Just ask my driver to spit his paan juice at the required spots and get done with.</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-64285974171807108822019-10-08T11:06:00.001+05:302019-10-08T11:06:19.719+05:30FRAUD GOD<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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SECURITY GUARD - I'm sorry, no fans allowed in the Durga pandal. That superstar celebrity has asked for complete privacy to pray in peace!<br />
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DEVOTEE - My dear fellow, I am not here for that 'demi-god'. I'm here for the actual God.</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-41747931764552359172019-07-02T11:53:00.000+05:302019-07-02T11:53:19.123+05:30APP JAISA KOI<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So I randomly tried the Snapchat gender swap filter on Ranveer Singh and Lady Gaga. I'm not sure if the app is working because it just turned them into each other!</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-87773208381199601922019-06-17T13:00:00.000+05:302019-06-17T13:00:02.110+05:30THIS TASTEFUL <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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CUSTOMER - This dish has a very unusual taste. What do you call it?<br />
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WAITER - It's Umami, sir.<br />
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CUSTOMER - Look man, if you don't know then just say so. No need to insult my mother!</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-17884854074660835202019-05-28T19:17:00.001+05:302019-05-28T19:17:31.455+05:30ADDICT-IONARY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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TEACHER - Can you please run down to the staff room and bring my dictionary. I need to refer to it for the spelling test.<br />
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STUDENT - Ma'am, why don't you use the spell check in your smart phone instead? The staff room is quite far away.</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-38032112795628178352019-03-08T11:53:00.000+05:302019-03-08T11:53:27.690+05:30WHOA-MEN'S DAY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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And to conclude, here's wishing all you pretty ladies a very Happy Women's Day!<br />
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That's not fair! With all this talk of equality and empowerment, don't you think you should be wishing the ugly ones too ??</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-30954252162303537852019-02-04T11:04:00.002+05:302019-02-04T11:04:25.506+05:30CELE-ABRATIONS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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How time flies! Priyanka and Nick are already celebrating their first wedding anniversary...<br />
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Oh, I'm afraid not. That celebration would be yet another one of their wedding receptions.</div>
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Given the rise in dengue and malaria cases this season, I've replaced my children's toy guns and rackets with mosquito bats. It serves a dual purpose!</div>
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This is the latest, state-of-the-art armoured truck with bullet-proof tires and a special number code that only the customer can use to open the doors.<br />
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Now you can safely deliver the meals using Zomato without your employees tampering with the food.</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-20497317617571688742018-12-14T11:56:00.001+05:302018-12-14T11:56:48.725+05:30LAZE PHASE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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What?? Today is National Energy Conservation Day !</div>
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Get me a script with a nice murder plot and lots of violence. I don't think I can direct another romantic movie after going through this spate of celebrity weddings on social media!</div>
deeksha arunachalamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18298615123803473890noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801680663770142650.post-59187514721202142382018-11-21T18:22:00.000+05:302018-11-21T18:22:19.505+05:30GETTIN' SWIGGY WITH<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So I took my adolescent son to Sabarimala for the first time.<br />
He added to their woes by pointing at the black-clad devotees and asking me what so many Swiggy delivery fellows were doing there!</div>
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