MASK TASK

TEACHER - So children, with this whole Corona Virus global outbreak, we encourage you all to wear masks to keep the infection from spreading.

CREATING A RACKET

Given the rise in dengue and malaria cases this season, I've replaced my children's toy guns and rackets with mosquito bats. It serves a dual purpose!

JAR-GONE

FRIEND - How is it that your teenage son doesn't speak English as well as your toddler does??
MOTHER - That's because the former's idol is Kanye West, while the latter's is Peppa Pig.

CLEAR AS MUD

Vegetables contain dye or pesticides, fruits contain growth hormones, mangoes contain carbides, rice contains plastic, bread contains bromates, milk contains soap and processed foods contain preservatives.
So I just let my toddler eat plain old mud. That seems to be the only unadulterated and chemical free thing these days!

CREATING WAVES

Kids today, I tell you! I took my three year old son to the beach for the first time today and you know what his reaction was ??
He said - 'Wow dad, those waves look almost as good as the ones in our computer screensaver!!'.

ROMPER WHOMPER

Now here's one wardrobe malfunction that will hopefully not make news in the tabloids tomorrow!

BABY BALK

If these grown ups keep speaking such silly words, its no wonder we toddlers take 2 years to start learning how to talk!