ONION ZINDABAD - II

WAITER - Sir, would you like me to pack the rest of the Chef'a special biryani to take back home?

CUSTOMER - Forget the biryani. Just pack all these onion slices that you served on the side. I'll take those back home. 

ONION ZINDABAD - I

Hello?? Is this the Income Tax department? Yes, I'd like to report my affluent neighbour. I've been observing large bags of onions being delivered to their house frequently and find it very suspicious!