THE DREAD MILL

CLIENT - Oh wow, I must be really running well. I've just burnt 149 Calories in one minute!!

PERSONAL TRAINER - I'm sorry sir, but you've been looking at your Heart Rate monitor...

MIND AND BODY TEASER

WIFE - You know, even if I was half as thin as she is, I would be so much happier...

HUSBAND - So in other words, are you saying that you WANT to be twice her size??

PRETTY FLY FOR A WEIGHT GUY

Eeek!! Shoo that fly away... I can bear anymore weight than this!!