LAST MAN STANDING

Oh, there's nothing wrong with my legs! All the other seats were taken in this waiting room, so I had nowhere else to sit!

DUE FOR ICU

DEPUTY - Sir, here are those fellows booked for repeated rash driving and going over the speed limit. I've asked them to assemble here like you'd asked.

POLICE CHIEF - Good. Kindly ask them to go to the Government Hospital. They're in desperate need of Ambulance drivers!