MODAK MOMENT

I better enjoy the Modak this year. It'll probably be Modi next year, for all I know!

DUE FOR ICU

DEPUTY - Sir, here are those fellows booked for repeated rash driving and going over the speed limit. I've asked them to assemble here like you'd asked.

POLICE CHIEF - Good. Kindly ask them to go to the Government Hospital. They're in desperate need of Ambulance drivers!

WE ARE THE TRAMP-IONS

Dude, help!!! I've been jumping on this stupid trampoline for an hour!! I just don't know how to get off it!

INFLUEN-SHELL

That reckless fellow is trying out those dangerously fast roller skates again! He's such a bad influence on our kids!!

GRADE UPGRADE

So, not only is that the grade you have scored in this exam, it is also a 'subtle' hint as to what might be the reason for this terrible performance!

POSE TO REPOSE

How is it that we spend a fortune on a really expensive bed, luxurious mattress and custom-made pillows and yet it is our dog who manages to get the best sleep in what looks like the most uncomfortable position ever??

BEAUTY IS SHELL DEEP

Human - Good grief, listen to this! Apparently Japan has introduced a snail facial where live snails are made to crawl on a person's face. I wonder what they will think of next???
Warp - Ewwww! Did you hear that?? Imagine having to crawl on a live human's face!!