BABY BALK

If these grown ups keep speaking such silly words, its no wonder we toddlers take 2 years to start learning how to talk!

HURRY WORRY

HUMAN - Slow down man! The speed limit is only 40 kmph!!
WARP - Hurry up man! The speed limit is 40 kmph!!

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM, THE CM?

No,no.. I'm not going to clean that room. I've been using it as a store room for all my supplies. CM Kejriwal spends most of his time at some protest or the other, so I thought I'd put his vacant office to some use!

ROAD RAGE OUTRAGE

ABROAD - Wow, the motorists here are so polite in these foreign countries that its almost as though they know each other's families personally!

INDIA - Good grief! The motorists here are so rude, it sounds as though they personally hate each other's family members!!

MAKE MOST OF POSTER

HUMAN MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, Michael Schumacher on his bedroom wall. He'd won 7 Championships!

WARP'S MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, The Tortoise on his bedroom wall. He was the won who beat the Hare in a race!

PEDI-CURSE

RECEPTIONIST - Hello sir, would you like to try out our special "Intense Fish Pedicure" for your tired and aching feet? All you have to do is soak your feet in the tub and relax.

SIGN OF THE CRIMES

That billboard is useless! I tried to follow all those rules, but got knocked down by some idiot who chose to ignore it. He got away and look to me!!