SL-AAP

Isn't it strange that just when Kejriwal makes statements against a rival party with a Hand as their logo, he gets slapped randomly during his rallies!

BEHOLD THE BELT

WARP - Hey buddy, may I try that? It looks like fun!
HAMSTER - Sure!

WARP - OK, I'm standing on it. Why isn't the wheel moving?? Is it broken?!

WORTH THE WEIGHT

Yes, I know I's checking my weight with my shoes and backpack on ! That's the only way I know I weigh less than what the weighing scale shows!!

WOMEN'S DAY DREAM

Why does the media choose to 'celebrate' Women's Day by printing silly articles giving useless advice on dieting, social issues and hormones?? They should just print large picture of handsome actors and chocolates... That would be a treat! 

HOME 'BOUND'

WARP - Hi Dear! I'm home!
WIFE - Well, aren't you always?? Tell me something new!

TUMMY TROUBLES

GUEST - I can understand that your wife is expecting a second child, so she's eating for two. But why does your son have such a large appetite all of a sudden??
HUSBAND - He's suffering from worms. Therefore, he's eating for many.

KEJRI (FIRE)WALL

Quick, lets go and quietly join Kejriwal's dharna over there! The police wouldn't dream of searching for 3 crooks in a group of people protesting against corruption!!