BAN THE DESH

FRIEND 1 - There, I knew it! With these politicians putting a ban on everything in sight, it is no wonder that our country is going against everything that they seem to be imposing!

FRIEND 2 - You idiot! You're reading an article on yesterday's ICC semi-finals. That 'ban' is short for Bangladesh!

BAN PLAN

I have an idea - let us put a ban on something mindless like, say, momos. Then the media will go into a tizzy and forget all about focusing on what we really are addicted to!

ALL BETS ARE OFF

FRIEND 1 - Hey, they're holding a bet on the which news item will create the bigger sensation - The US elections or the Rs. 500 & 1000 notes ban. You fellows want to wager?

FRIEND 2 - SURE!

Uhhh, so I can spare 37 rupees...

FRIEND 3 - And I'll have to do with 104 rupees!

CONSPI-RACY

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First, these Telecom companies offer amazing 4G internet networks and packages. Then, the Government bans all Torrent and porn downloading sites.
What on earth are we supposed to make of this???

MOUSE CONTROL

DURGA - What happened?? Why is Ganesha late?
HANUMAN - He had trouble parking his vehicle...

BAPPA MORE-YA

Hey, I had left these sweets in this plate and now some of them are missing. Wonder what happened to them??
Looks like you'll need to address the Elephant in the room!

PORN SHORN

Yes, yes, I'm no doubt relieved that there's no danger of my adolescent son accessing porn on the internet thanks to the ban.
However, I now need to worry about keeping him away from the newspapers as they are full of porn-related articles!