OUTBREAK BREAK OUT

THIEF - Quick, let us get out of here before someone sees us!

MOTHER - Look at those responsible citizens wearing masks during this Corona Virus outbreak!

BEHIND EVERY MASK

HA HA HA! Look at them!

MASK TASK

TEACHER - So children, with this whole Corona Virus global outbreak, we encourage you all to wear masks to keep the infection from spreading.

SU-MOVE WRESTLING

SPECTATOR - So the challenge is to try and move that mighty Sumo wrestler. Looks quite tough, doesn't it??

Not exactly what I had in mind, but, Golly, he sure managed to 'move' that wrestler!

PROFESSIONS OF A PROFESSION

FATHER - A salon stylist?? Are you sure you want to be touching people's body hair for the rest of your life for a living??

SON - So what, dad - as a pathologist, you touch people's blood and urine for a living!

ONION ZINDABAD - II

WAITER - Sir, would you like me to pack the rest of the Chef'a special biryani to take back home?

CUSTOMER - Forget the biryani. Just pack all these onion slices that you served on the side. I'll take those back home. 

ONION ZINDABAD - I

Hello?? Is this the Income Tax department? Yes, I'd like to report my affluent neighbour. I've been observing large bags of onions being delivered to their house frequently and find it very suspicious!