Sunday, April 22, 2012

# BROTHER HUNT

Mother - I cant find your brother anywhere! I've looked in the garden, library, the mall, his friend's house and he isnt answering his cell phone...
Son - Check his Twitter updates.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

GAGA GUISE

I really envy that Lady Gaga...Unlike the rest of us celebrities, all she has to do to avoid being recognized in public, is to wear normal clothes!!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

PILOT PROFILE

I cant wait to land and switch on my cell phone. I havent updated my facebook status for hours!!

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

WORST THIRST

Didnt I tell you to bring a bottle of water? We're miles away from land and I'm so thirsty!!

Monday, March 12, 2012

SLOW IN TERMS OF

RAT - C'mon, move it...Get out of my way...Godspeed, I say!!
WARP - Godspeed?? What do you mean Godspeed?!
WARP - NO seriously, I have no idea what Godspeed means!!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

ACID TEST

Oh, I forgot to tell you - I've started storing vinegar in that old juice bottle.