Perpetually Taken Aback Person
"Laughter is the best medicine".
Sunday, April 22, 2012
# BROTHER HUNT
Mother - I cant find your brother anywhere! I've looked in the garden, library, the mall, his friend's house and he isnt answering his cell phone...
Son - Check his Twitter updates.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
GAGA GUISE
I really envy that Lady Gaga...Unlike the rest of us celebrities, all she has to do to avoid being recognized in public, is to wear normal clothes!!
Sunday, April 8, 2012
PILOT PROFILE
I cant wait to land and switch on my cell phone. I havent updated my facebook status for hours!!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
POLITE PUGILIST
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
WORST THIRST
Didnt I tell you to bring a bottle of water? We're miles away from land and I'm so thirsty!!
Monday, March 12, 2012
SLOW IN TERMS OF
RAT - C'mon, move it...Get out of my way...Godspeed, I say!!
WARP - Godspeed?? What do you mean Godspeed?!
WARP - NO seriously, I have no idea what Godspeed means!!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
ACID TEST
Oh, I forgot to tell you - I've started storing vinegar in that old juice bottle.
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