DEPUTY - Sir, here are those fellows booked for repeated rash driving and going over the speed limit. I've asked them to assemble here like you'd asked.
POLICE CHIEF - Good. Kindly ask them to go to the Government Hospital. They're in desperate need of Ambulance drivers!
How is it that we spend a fortune on a really expensive bed, luxurious mattress and custom-made pillows and yet it is our dog who manages to get the best sleep in what looks like the most uncomfortable position ever??