SIGN OF THE CRIMES

That billboard is useless! I tried to follow all those rules, but got knocked down by some idiot who chose to ignore it. He got away and look to me!!

CONG-STRESS

Sir, could you kindly turn off that song?? Sonia madam insists that she doesn't want anything to do with the letters A-A-P anywhere around her!!

THE ANIMAL SONG

He listens to all those artists with absurd names like 'Snoop Dogg', 'Pussycat dolls' and 'Pitbull', but when I call him a 'dirty pig' and ask him to clean his room, he gets highly offended!

BEE-WARE!

     Now here's one 'Sting operation' that will NOT make headlines in tomorrow's newspaper!

SACH-IIIN SACH-OUT

It started as a peaceful discussion on cricket over the years. It then turned into an argument once they had to decide whose generation Sachin Tendulkar belongs to !!

LAST MAN STANDING

Oh, there's nothing wrong with my legs! All the other seats were taken in this waiting room, so I had nowhere else to sit!

IF FOODS COULD KILL

Sssh... don't disturb your father. He's reading about the Snail Holocaust!