CONSPI-RACY

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First, these Telecom companies offer amazing 4G internet networks and packages. Then, the Government bans all Torrent and porn downloading sites.
What on earth are we supposed to make of this???

MOUSE CONTROL

DURGA - What happened?? Why is Ganesha late?
HANUMAN - He had trouble parking his vehicle...

BAPPA MORE-YA

Hey, I had left these sweets in this plate and now some of them are missing. Wonder what happened to them??
Looks like you'll need to address the Elephant in the room!

PORN SHORN

Yes, yes, I'm no doubt relieved that there's no danger of my adolescent son accessing porn on the internet thanks to the ban.
However, I now need to worry about keeping him away from the newspapers as they are full of porn-related articles!

SHADY DEALINGS

I heard those students talking about meeting a 'dealer' right outside the campus gates. Let's go catch them before they buy any drugs!

Sorry boys, this is my last Maggi packet and demand is high. You better pay the price I'm quoting or you get nothing!

LEAD INSTEAD

Oh no, I  have to enter the Radiation Lab and forgot to bring my protective Lead suit!

Maybe you could try shielding yourself with a few packets of Maggi noodles, considering they are supposed to be full of ' you know what' !

AMAZIN' AMAZON

ELF - Hey Boss, we have way too many presents and not enough time to deliver them to all the children in the world! What can we do???

SANTA - Use Amazon.com. I believe their drones deliver at very short notice. Matter solved.