Sunday, August 20, 2017

ESCA-HATER



LADY THINKING - These high heels were the best thing I bought. I feel so stylish, fierce and confident in them!
Stupid shoes! I never should have wasted my money on them!!

Sunday, July 16, 2017

LET THE GAME BEGIN


HERMIT - Welcome to the mountain summit and my hermitage, my son. Are you here to discover the true meaning of life?

FAN - No, your Grace. I just want to be far away from any Game of Thrones spoilers and this seemed like the perfect spot!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

DEVEL-UPS AND DOWNS

SNAIL WIFE - You know dear, I've been wanting to remodel the house. Especially after seeing those ads.
SNAIL FRIEND - What did your wife want, bro??
WARP - Plastic surgery.

Monday, June 26, 2017

CLEAR AS MUD


Vegetables contain dye or pesticides, fruits contain growth hormones, mangoes contain carbides, rice contains plastic, bread contains bromates, milk contains soap and processed foods contain preservatives.
So I just let my toddler eat plain old mud. That seems to be the only unadulterated and chemical free thing these days!

Friday, June 16, 2017

BAN THE DESH

FRIEND 1 - There, I knew it! With these politicians putting a ban on everything in sight, it is no wonder that our country is going against everything that they seem to be imposing!

FRIEND 2 - You idiot! You're reading an article on yesterday's ICC semi-finals. That 'ban' is short for Bangladesh!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

BAN PLAN


I have an idea - let us put a ban on something mindless like, say, momos. Then the media will go into a tizzy and forget all about focusing on what we really are addicted to!

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

ALL BETS ARE OFF


FRIEND 1 - Hey, they're holding a bet on the which news item will create the bigger sensation - The US elections or the Rs. 500 & 1000 notes ban. You fellows want to wager?

FRIEND 2 - SURE!

Uhhh, so I can spare 37 rupees...

FRIEND 3 - And I'll have to do with 104 rupees!