Wednesday, February 21, 2018

LOAN MOAN



Come one, come all! We offer you a better place to store your precious money than that place next door!
Come one, come all....

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

THE DREAD MILL


CLIENT - Oh wow, I must be really running well. I've just burnt 149 Calories in one minute!!

PERSONAL TRAINER - I'm sorry sir, but you've been looking at your Heart Rate monitor...

Friday, January 19, 2018

MIND AND BODY TEASER


WIFE - You know, even if I was half as thin as she is, I would be so much happier...

HUSBAND - So in other words, are you saying that you WANT to be twice her size??

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

THE GORE-MENT


FRIEND - Wow! Are you working on the plot for your next murder mystery novel? It looks really intense. I bet it will be best-seller like all the others!
AUTHOR - NO! I'm trying to link my confounded Aadhaar card with all my other documents!

Sunday, August 20, 2017

ESCA-HATER



LADY THINKING - These high heels were the best thing I bought. I feel so stylish, fierce and confident in them!
Stupid shoes! I never should have wasted my money on them!!

Sunday, July 16, 2017

LET THE GAME BEGIN


HERMIT - Welcome to the mountain summit and my hermitage, my son. Are you here to discover the true meaning of life?

FAN - No, your Grace. I just want to be far away from any Game of Thrones spoilers and this seemed like the perfect spot!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

DEVEL-UPS AND DOWNS

SNAIL WIFE - You know dear, I've been wanting to remodel the house. Especially after seeing those ads.
SNAIL FRIEND - What did your wife want, bro??
WARP - Plastic surgery.