Monday, June 26, 2017

CLEAR AS MUD


Vegetables contain dye or pesticides, fruits contain growth hormones, mangoes contain carbides, rice contains plastic, bread contains bromates, milk contains soap and processed foods contain preservatives.
So I just let my toddler eat plain old mud. That seems to be the only unadulterated and chemical free thing these days!

Friday, June 16, 2017

BAN THE DESH

FRIEND 1 - There, I knew it! With these politicians putting a ban on everything in sight, it is no wonder that our country is going against everything that they seem to be imposing!

FRIEND 2 - You idiot! You're reading an article on yesterday's ICC semi-finals. That 'ban' is short for Bangladesh!

Thursday, June 15, 2017

BAN PLAN


I have an idea - let us put a ban on something mindless like, say, momos. Then the media will go into a tizzy and forget all about focusing on what we really are addicted to!

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

ALL BETS ARE OFF


FRIEND 1 - Hey, they're holding a bet on the which news item will create the bigger sensation - The US elections or the Rs. 500 & 1000 notes ban. You fellows want to wager?

FRIEND 2 - SURE!

Uhhh, so I can spare 37 rupees...

FRIEND 3 - And I'll have to do with 104 rupees!

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

CONSPI-RACY




It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First, these Telecom companies offer amazing 4G internet networks and packages. Then, the Government bans all Torrent and porn downloading sites.
What on earth are we supposed to make of this???

Friday, September 9, 2016

MOUSE CONTROL



DURGA - What happened?? Why is Ganesha late?
HANUMAN - He had trouble parking his vehicle...

Thursday, September 17, 2015

BAPPA MORE-YA

Hey, I had left these sweets in this plate and now some of them are missing. Wonder what happened to them??
Looks like you'll need to address the Elephant in the room!