Thursday, January 16, 2020

PROFESSIONS OF A PROFESSION


FATHER - A salon stylist?? Are you sure you want to be touching people's body hair for the rest of your life for a living??

SON - So what, dad - as a pathologist, you touch people's blood and urine for a living!

Friday, January 3, 2020

ONION ZINDABAD - II


WAITER - Sir, would you like me to pack the rest of the Chef'a special biryani to take back home?

CUSTOMER - Forget the biryani. Just pack all these onion slices that you served on the side. I'll take those back home. 

ONION ZINDABAD - I


Hello?? Is this the Income Tax department? Yes, I'd like to report my affluent neighbour. I've been observing large bags of onions being delivered to their house frequently and find it very suspicious!

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

DARE TO IMPROVISE


ASSISTANT DIRECTOR - Sir, we've run out of fake blood for the action sequence. Should we just wrap up and call it a day?

DIRECTOR - No, production costs are too high. Just ask my driver to spit his paan juice at the required spots and get done with.

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

FRAUD GOD


SECURITY GUARD - I'm sorry, no fans allowed in the Durga pandal. That superstar celebrity has asked for complete privacy to pray in peace!

DEVOTEE - My dear fellow, I am not here for that 'demi-god'. I'm here for the actual God.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

APP JAISA KOI



So I randomly tried the Snapchat gender swap filter on Ranveer Singh and Lady Gaga. I'm not sure if the app is working because it just turned them into each other!

Monday, June 17, 2019

THIS TASTEFUL


CUSTOMER - This dish has a very unusual taste. What do you call it?

WAITER - It's Umami, sir.

CUSTOMER - Look man, if you don't know then just say so. No need to insult my mother!