Saturday, December 22, 2018

CREATING A RACKET


Given the rise in dengue and malaria cases this season, I've replaced my children's toy guns and rackets with mosquito bats. It serves a dual purpose!

Monday, December 17, 2018

ZOMA-TOED THE LINE


This is the latest, state-of-the-art armoured truck with bullet-proof tires and a special number code that only the customer can use to open the doors.

Now you can safely deliver the meals using Zomato without your employees tampering with the food.

Friday, December 14, 2018

LAZE PHASE

What?? Today is National Energy Conservation Day !

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

SHAADI... HARDLY.


Get me a script with a nice murder plot and lots of violence. I don't think I can direct another romantic movie after going through this spate of celebrity weddings on social media!

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

GETTIN' SWIGGY WITH


So I took my adolescent son to Sabarimala for the first time.
He added to their woes by pointing at the black-clad devotees and asking me what so many Swiggy delivery fellows were doing there!

Sunday, October 14, 2018

HONOUR AMONG THIEVES


Remember to just rob the place and not cause any other trouble. We're respectful thieves and with this whole MeToo movement in the news, I don't want you to bring any dishonour to our gang!

Sunday, October 7, 2018

JAR-GONE


FRIEND - How is it that your teenage son doesn't speak English as well as your toddler does??
MOTHER - That's because the former's idol is Kanye West, while the latter's is Peppa Pig.