Wednesday, November 9, 2016

ALL BETS ARE OFF


FRIEND 1 - Hey, they're holding a bet on the which news item will create the bigger sensation - The US elections or the Rs. 500 & 1000 notes ban. You fellows want to wager?

FRIEND 2 - SURE!

Uhhh, so I can spare 37 rupees...

FRIEND 3 - And I'll have to do with 104 rupees!

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

CONSPI-RACY




It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First, these Telecom companies offer amazing 4G internet networks and packages. Then, the Government bans all Torrent and porn downloading sites.
What on earth are we supposed to make of this???

Friday, September 9, 2016

MOUSE CONTROL



DURGA - What happened?? Why is Ganesha late?
HANUMAN - He had trouble parking his vehicle...

Thursday, September 17, 2015

BAPPA MORE-YA

Hey, I had left these sweets in this plate and now some of them are missing. Wonder what happened to them??
Looks like you'll need to address the Elephant in the room!

Sunday, August 9, 2015

PORN SHORN


Yes, yes, I'm no doubt relieved that there's no danger of my adolescent son accessing porn on the internet thanks to the ban.
However, I now need to worry about keeping him away from the newspapers as they are full of porn-related articles!

Monday, June 8, 2015

SHADY DEALINGS


I heard those students talking about meeting a 'dealer' right outside the campus gates. Let's go catch them before they buy any drugs!

Sorry boys, this is my last Maggi packet and demand is high. You better pay the price I'm quoting or you get nothing!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

LEAD INSTEAD


Oh no, I  have to enter the Radiation Lab and forgot to bring my protective Lead suit!

Maybe you could try shielding yourself with a few packets of Maggi noodles, considering they are supposed to be full of ' you know what' !