WIFE - I don't care for all these silly celebrations - Mother's Day, WOMEN'S DAY etc. To me, every day should be special and enjoyed equally!
HUSBAND - And yet, you made me sleep on the couch when I forgot our wedding anniversary...
Monday, March 8, 2021
Sunday, February 28, 2021
SKIP THE BUMP
Why are you giving me a fist bump?? Take my temperature, you fool!
Sunday, May 10, 2020
MULTI-TASKING GODDESS
FATHER - Kids, listen to this beautiful quote - God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
MOTHER - There, you see?? Even God cannot do everything at once. And you people expect me to cook, clean, do the laundry, iron and listen to your woes all at the same time!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
WORK FROM HOME SYNDROME
JANUARY 2020 - If you don't go to school. you'll only grow up to be a house maid!
MARCH 2020 (Corona Virus lock down) - Mop a little harder there. You missed a spot.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
ISOLATION CONSOLATION
EARTH - Who would have thought that this would be the solution...
All my people have to do in order to live in harmony is to stay as far away from each other as possible!
Sunday, March 22, 2020
CUR-FEW CUR-MANY
ON A REGULAR DAY -
FRIEND 1 - Hey bro, come and look at that beautiful sunset outside.
FRIEND 2 - Not now man. Let me finish posting my updates on Facebook,Twitter and Instagram.
ON THE JANATA CURFEW DAY -
I wonder how much the grass has grown since last night... I hope we have enough milk and tomatoes in the refrigerator... I wonder if that pothole has gotten deeper on the main road... Why are all the birds chirping so loudly in the trees....
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
OUTBREAK BREAK OUT
THIEF - Quick, let us get out of here before someone sees us!
MOTHER - Look at those responsible citizens wearing masks during this Corona Virus outbreak!
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