Tuesday, July 2, 2019

APP JAISA KOI



So I randomly tried the Snapchat gender swap filter on Ranveer Singh and Lady Gaga. I'm not sure if the app is working because it just turned them into each other!

Monday, June 17, 2019

THIS TASTEFUL


CUSTOMER - This dish has a very unusual taste. What do you call it?

WAITER - It's Umami, sir.

CUSTOMER - Look man, if you don't know then just say so. No need to insult my mother!

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

ADDICT-IONARY


TEACHER - Can you please run down to the staff room and bring my dictionary. I need to refer to it for the spelling test.

STUDENT - Ma'am, why don't you use the spell check in your smart phone instead? The staff room is quite far away.

Friday, March 8, 2019

WHOA-MEN'S DAY


And to conclude, here's wishing all you pretty ladies a very Happy Women's Day!

That's not fair! With all this talk of equality and empowerment, don't you think you should be wishing the ugly ones too ??

Monday, February 4, 2019

CELE-ABRATIONS


How time flies! Priyanka and Nick are already celebrating their first wedding anniversary...

Oh, I'm afraid not. That celebration would be yet another one of their wedding receptions.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

CREATING A RACKET


Given the rise in dengue and malaria cases this season, I've replaced my children's toy guns and rackets with mosquito bats. It serves a dual purpose!

Monday, December 17, 2018

ZOMA-TOED THE LINE


This is the latest, state-of-the-art armoured truck with bullet-proof tires and a special number code that only the customer can use to open the doors.

Now you can safely deliver the meals using Zomato without your employees tampering with the food.