RACIAL SLUR-P

SERVER - Would you like your coffee black or white, ma'am ?

CUSTOMER - Whatever dude, I'm no racist!

''HUE'' AND CRY

What do you mean you think 'the referee maybe colourblind' ?! "

OS-STRETCH

He's checking to see if RedBull will really give him wings!

DAWNING DUSK

WARP : I'm glad we managed to make it for the last sunset of 2011...

SNAIL : Yeah...

BIRD : You're too late...This is the sunrise!

APPLE OF HIS i

Snow White would never go to that store, would she?!

WHOSE STORY

Yes, yes.. I heard you say you're writing an autobiography. What I asked you was whose it is!!

KOLA-VERITABLE

No dear, I'm not exaggerating. His first words today were not 'mama' or 'papa' but 'Kolaveri'!!