Friday, March 8, 2019

WHOA-MEN'S DAY


And to conclude, here's wishing all you pretty ladies a very Happy Women's Day!

That's not fair! With all this talk of equality and empowerment, don't you think you should be wishing the ugly ones too ??

Monday, February 4, 2019

CELE-ABRATIONS


How time flies! Priyanka and Nick are already celebrating their first wedding anniversary...

Oh, I'm afraid not. That celebration would be yet another one of their wedding receptions.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

CREATING A RACKET


Given the rise in dengue and malaria cases this season, I've replaced my children's toy guns and rackets with mosquito bats. It serves a dual purpose!

Monday, December 17, 2018

ZOMA-TOED THE LINE


This is the latest, state-of-the-art armoured truck with bullet-proof tires and a special number code that only the customer can use to open the doors.

Now you can safely deliver the meals using Zomato without your employees tampering with the food.

Friday, December 14, 2018

LAZE PHASE

What?? Today is National Energy Conservation Day !

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

SHAADI... HARDLY.


Get me a script with a nice murder plot and lots of violence. I don't think I can direct another romantic movie after going through this spate of celebrity weddings on social media!

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

GETTIN' SWIGGY WITH


So I took my adolescent son to Sabarimala for the first time.
He added to their woes by pointing at the black-clad devotees and asking me what so many Swiggy delivery fellows were doing there!