Sunday, January 26, 2014

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM, THE CM?


No,no.. I'm not going to clean that room. I've been using it as a store room for all my supplies. CM Kejriwal spends most of his time at some protest or the other, so I thought I'd put his vacant office to some use!

Monday, January 20, 2014

ROAD RAGE OUTRAGE


ABROAD - Wow, the motorists here are so polite in these foreign countries that its almost as though they know each other's families personally!
INDIA - Good grief! The motorists here are so rude, it sounds as though they personally hate each other's family members!!

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

MAKE MOST OF POSTER

HUMAN MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, Michael Schumacher on his bedroom wall. He'd won 7 Championships!

WARP'S MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, The Tortoise on his bedroom wall. He was the won who beat the Hare in a race!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

PEDI-CURSE


RECEPTIONIST - Hello sir, would you like to try out our special "Intense Fish Pedicure" for your tired and aching feet? All you have to do is soak your feet in the tub and relax.