Perpetually Taken Aback Person
"Laughter is the best medicine".
Sunday, February 24, 2013
What nonsense! How can the lift be out of order today, of all days! Do they expect me to
4 storeys and THEN run a full
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Times have changed, dude. Both my parents are now active on Facebook. So, I have deleted my account - not because I'm scared they'll follow my posts but because I'm scared to read theirs!!
social networking sites
Sunday, February 10, 2013
ASSISTANT - Sir, why don't we invite the Vice President from New Delhi for the re-opening of our newly renovated airport?
POLITICIAN - If the airport hasn't opened yet, then where do you expect his plane to land??
Monday, February 4, 2013
BEAUTY IS ONLY SHELL DEEP
Better watch out, bro. I know those signs... My wife read one of those posters too and all she wants is
plastic surgery since then!!