Monday, August 25, 2014


Here, rub this soap on your body before you do that Ice Bucket thing. This will be closest I will ever come to seeing you having a bath or even getting clean!

Monday, August 4, 2014


HARE - Let us have a race to decide who is superior. The one to finish first is the winner!
TORTOISE - Alright.

WARP - Superiority, eh?? Stupid tortoise should have chosen baseball. It would have been so easy to score HOME runs!