BIRD - Wow, Hollywood's releasing a Fast and Furious movie part 7! I bet they're making these films faster than you snails can even watch them, eh? He he he....
BIRD THINKS - Sheesh... these snails are slow even in getting the joke!
How is it that we spend a fortune on a really expensive bed, luxurious mattress and custom-made pillows and yet it is our dog who manages to get the best sleep in what looks like the most uncomfortable position ever??
Human - Good grief, listen to this! Apparently Japan has introduced a snail facial where live snails are made to crawl on a person's face. I wonder what they will think of next???
Warp - Ewwww! Did you hear that?? Imagine having to crawl on a live human's face!!
ASSISTANT - Sir, why don't we invite the Vice President from New Delhi for the re-opening of our newly renovated airport?
POLITICIAN - If the airport hasn't opened yet, then where do you expect his plane to land??