Kids today, I tell you! I took my three year old son to the beach for the first time today and you know what his reaction was ??
He said - 'Wow dad, those waves look almost as good as the ones in our computer screensaver!!'.
Sir, I was wondering if we could rope in that cricketer who is in great form currently to help us with our political campaigning.
And what kind of a role model would HE be?? He won't even be in the country to vote as he will be busy playing the IPL in UAE!!
The way these politicians keep talking about 'Women Empowerment', they should just change the campaign slogan to 'Abki Baar, LADY Sarkaar' - simply because of the bad influence they've had on my wife!!
Why does the media choose to 'celebrate' Women's Day by printing silly articles giving useless advice on dieting, social issues and hormones?? They should just print large picture of handsome actors and chocolates... That would be a treat!
GUEST - I can understand that your wife is expecting a second child, so she's eating for two. But why does your son have such a large appetite all of a sudden??
HUSBAND - He's suffering from worms. Therefore, he's eating for many.
No,no.. I'm not going to clean that room. I've been using it as a store room for all my supplies. CM Kejriwal spends most of his time at some protest or the other, so I thought I'd put his vacant office to some use!