Thursday, September 17, 2015


Hey, I had left these sweets in this plate and now some of them are missing. Wonder what happened to them??
Looks like you'll need to address the Elephant in the room!

Sunday, August 9, 2015


Yes, yes, I'm no doubt relieved that there's no danger of my adolescent son accessing porn on the internet thanks to the ban.
However, I now need to worry about keeping him away from the newspapers as they are full of porn-related articles!

Monday, June 8, 2015


I heard those students talking about meeting a 'dealer' right outside the campus gates. Let's go catch them before they buy any drugs!

Sorry boys, this is my last Maggi packet and demand is high. You better pay the price I'm quoting or you get nothing!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015


Oh no, I  have to enter the Radiation Lab and forgot to bring my protective Lead suit!

Maybe you could try shielding yourself with a few packets of Maggi noodles, considering they are supposed to be full of ' you know what' !