Perpetually Taken Aback Person
"Laughter is the best medicine".
Monday, March 8, 2021
SAVE THE DATE
WIFE - I don't care for all these silly celebrations - Mother's Day, WOMEN'S DAY etc. To me, every day should be special and enjoyed equally!
HUSBAND - And yet, you made me sleep on the couch when I forgot our wedding anniversary...
Sunday, February 28, 2021
SKIP THE BUMP
FRIEND - Hi. what's up?
Why are you giving me a fist bump?? Take my temperature, you fool!