Sunday, September 22, 2013

METAL DETEST-OR


Its okay, let her go. Forget carrying any metal on her person, I doubt she even has enough Iron in her blood!

Monday, September 16, 2013

MODAK MOMENT



I better enjoy the Modak this year. It'll probably be Modi next year, for all I know!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

DUE FOR ICU


DEPUTY - Sir, here are those fellows booked for repeated rash driving and going over the speed limit. I've asked them to assemble here like you'd asked.

POLICE CHIEF - Good. Kindly ask them to go to the Government Hospital. They're in desperate need of Ambulance drivers!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

WE ARE THE TRAMP-IONS


Dude, help!!! I've been jumping on this stupid trampoline for an hour!! I just don't know how to get off it!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

INFLUEN-SHELL


That reckless fellow is trying out those dangerously fast roller skates again! He's such a bad influence on our kids!!