Sunday, December 25, 2011

APPLE OF HIS i

Snow White would never go to that store, would she?!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

WHOSE STORY

Yes, yes.. I heard you say you're writing an autobiography. What I asked you was whose it is!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

KOLA-VERITABLE

No dear, I'm not exaggerating. His first words today were not 'mama' or 'papa' but 'Kolaveri'!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

TAN-TOP

I forgot to go in and fell asleep out in the sun!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

SKATE MISTAKE

Come back, you fool! I'm still washing the skating rink!!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

BALL PAMPERING

Well, there wasnt any clean spot left on his clothing to rub the ball for shine!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

HAIR APP-RAISING

What an absurd haircut!!

Monday, November 7, 2011

CAUTION : SPEED GUMS AHEAD

No I havent 'slowed down even further'... I'm stuck on some discarded chewing gum!!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

TEX MEX-MEN

Ok Wolverine, once you're done with the carrots, there's a sack of potatoes that I want you to chop!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

DISASTER-PIECE

That's it, hold that pose! Its perfect for my masterpiece!!

Monday, October 3, 2011

HOME-NCLATURE

Hey, I understand 'sea-sick', 'motion-sick', 'car-sick', 'love-sick'... but what on earth does 'home-sick' mean ?!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

THE CRUCIAL NETWORK

Never mind her old-fashioned clothes and awful hairstyle, can you believe that she still uses Orkut??

Sunday, September 18, 2011

TWO TOO

Oh, I dont have quadruplets, I have twins. The other two are their reflections!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

NIL-MET

I forgot to wear my helmet to work

Monday, September 5, 2011

DROLL STROLL

Oh, don't wait up for us...my wife and I are stepping out for a leisurely stroll!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

ANNA-HILATED

You know what would be really ironic? If they make Anna Hazare the new Father of our Nation, print his face on our currency notes thanks to his anti-corruption drive and then make counterfeit notes of the very same!!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

COSME-TRICK

Why should I waste my time and money on a real model? Everything is anyway digitally manipulated these days!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

SOLE STIRRING

Look mom, daddy had polished his shoes everywhere but the soles. So I did it for him!

Monday, August 8, 2011

SHELL-DOM APPEARANCE

Oh, my son used to be very cheerful and outgoing as a child. Only in the last few months he seems to have gone into a shell!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

AID RAID

Come back! Your i-pod is here...that's your grandfather's hearing aid you're wearing!!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

EYES FRONT

Son, you're still young now. When you gain experience in the army like me, you'll learn to develop eyes at the back of your head... just like me!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

BUG - CLOSE AND PERSONAL

Wow, this lens sure has a superb zoom capacity... I can see every detail on that bug!!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

GUITAR RIFF-RAFF

So, now will you kindly get a haircut?!

Monday, June 6, 2011

SHELLY BELLY

Human - My tummy's grown so big, I havent seen my toes in years!
Warp - What's he complaining about? I havent seen my tummy itself in years!!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

MOCK-ROACH

Go on, stamp me! Just remember, a million years later my descendents are going to be alive and yours will be extinct!!

Monday, May 23, 2011

DREAD CARPET

If you're wondering where everyone is at your movie premiere, they're all at home waiting for the live webcast on youtube!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

BEAUTY IS THE BEAST

Look dear, I'm trying on this new cosmetic kit from the market... Its supposed to make me really beautiful !!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

ITS A STEAL

Hey boss, look - there's a 70% discount sale at the mall nearby!!

Monday, May 2, 2011

HEAD OVER SHELLS

So who's going to tell the silly fellow that he's fallen for a cinnamon bun...??

Sunday, April 24, 2011

NICO-TEENY

Relax dear... he's just having the lollipop I bought him!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

SIX DIGIT FIGURE

No, no... you arent that drunk! That fellow really does have six fingers on his left hand!!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

NO FAST, ONLY REPAST

Oh, this is no Anna Hazare-inspired fast... they simply refuse to eat the terrible canteen food!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

CONTUSION CONFUSION

Well, it was dark this morning... and I got out of the wrong side of the shell!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

FEE SPREE

Good grief! Just look at the fees for an MBA degree! Should we just push our son into IPL cricket??

Sunday, March 20, 2011

SLUMP-IRE

I got fed up of that UDRS and left the field 5 overs back. They havent even missed me there yet!!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

CHOOSE ALMIGHTY

IF GOD DECIDES TO SELECT A SUCCESSOR...
Heads- ARajnikanth, Tails - Sachin Tendulkar... and may they both take over if the coin lands on its edge!

Monday, March 7, 2011

BLOOM GLOOM

You told me this was a bud before we crossed the road!!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

SLEDGE HOG

What am I supposed to tell him?! That's not even considered sledging!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

GROW-CERY LIST

Yes, I know its the third time this week... but with all the soaring food prices in the market, its cheaper to just eat out in a five-star hotel!!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

FEIGNING PAINTING

That's no one's masterpiece. I didnt get time to clean the fungus, so I put a frame around it... nobody has noticed!!

Monday, February 7, 2011

NO HEED TO SPEED

Now this should add insult to injury!!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

FRIGHT ROPE WALK

Hey! Where did my 'Amazing Performing Tarantula go??!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

HAIR APPARENT

No, I'm NOT having a bad hair day! Its very windy today...!!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

TWEET FOR TAT

Sssh... not here. I heard him tell his friend that he is into TWITTER and knows how to tweet!!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS

Well, no other weapon seems to work... and he's desperate to kill Spiderman!!

Monday, January 3, 2011

DECADE-DUNCE

There! I warned you,didnt I? We're late for the party!!