Tuesday, July 2, 2019


So I randomly tried the Snapchat gender swap filter on Ranveer Singh and Lady Gaga. I'm not sure if the app is working because it just turned them into each other!

Monday, June 17, 2019


CUSTOMER - This dish has a very unusual taste. What do you call it?

WAITER - It's Umami, sir.

CUSTOMER - Look man, if you don't know then just say so. No need to insult my mother!

Tuesday, May 28, 2019


TEACHER - Can you please run down to the staff room and bring my dictionary. I need to refer to it for the spelling test.

STUDENT - Ma'am, why don't you use the spell check in your smart phone instead? The staff room is quite far away.

Friday, March 8, 2019


And to conclude, here's wishing all you pretty ladies a very Happy Women's Day!

That's not fair! With all this talk of equality and empowerment, don't you think you should be wishing the ugly ones too ??

Monday, February 4, 2019


How time flies! Priyanka and Nick are already celebrating their first wedding anniversary...

Oh, I'm afraid not. That celebration would be yet another one of their wedding receptions.