Saturday, July 27, 2013

FOOD FOR NOUGHT

I wonder why the 'Below Poverty Line' daily expenditure has been raised to Rs. 33 from Rs. 31. Could it be  because they don't care to include the free Midday Meal scheme in it anymore??

Monday, July 22, 2013

SLOW BEAU


He's taken to working out these days. His girl's interest in Turbo is making him insecure!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

GENRE CORNER


That's it! I'm going back to making violent war movies. I made one film on cute babies and puppies and
these Human and Animal Rights Activists have been tormenting me ever since!!

Monday, July 8, 2013

ACHES AND CLAIMS


Will you look at this?? Your son will run 21 km marathons with great ease, but every time I ask him to
go downstairs to buy some milk, he claims his legs are paining too much!!

Monday, July 1, 2013

THE BARE TRUTH

What do you mean "indecent exposure" ?? I'm a Slug... I've never had a shell!!