CLEAR AS MUD

Vegetables contain dye or pesticides, fruits contain growth hormones, mangoes contain carbides, rice contains plastic, bread contains bromates, milk contains soap and processed foods contain preservatives.
So I just let my toddler eat plain old mud. That seems to be the only unadulterated and chemical free thing these days!

BAN THE DESH

FRIEND 1 - There, I knew it! With these politicians putting a ban on everything in sight, it is no wonder that our country is going against everything that they seem to be imposing!

FRIEND 2 - You idiot! You're reading an article on yesterday's ICC semi-finals. That 'ban' is short for Bangladesh!

BAN PLAN

I have an idea - let us put a ban on something mindless like, say, momos. Then the media will go into a tizzy and forget all about focusing on what we really are addicted to!