Tuesday, April 29, 2014

LEG 'GLANCE'


Sigh, thanks to this new 'Umpire camera' on my cap, I can no longer steal glances at those cheerleaders. They'd all know where I've been looking!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

ELECTION SELECTION


Sir, I was wondering if we could rope in that cricketer who is in great form currently to help us with our political campaigning.
And what kind of a role model would HE be?? He won't even be in the country to vote as he will be busy playing the IPL in UAE!!

Sunday, April 20, 2014

WHO'S THE BOSS





The way these politicians keep talking about 'Women Empowerment', they should just change the campaign slogan to 'Abki Baar, LADY Sarkaar' - simply because of the bad influence they've had on my wife!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

SL-AAP


Isn't it strange that just when Kejriwal makes statements against a rival party with a Hand as their logo, he gets slapped randomly during his rallies!

Monday, April 7, 2014

BEHOLD THE BELT


WARP - Hey buddy, may I try that? It looks like fun!
HAMSTER - Sure!

WARP - OK, I'm standing on it. Why isn't the wheel moving?? Is it broken?!