How is it that we spend a fortune on a really expensive bed, luxurious mattress and custom-made pillows and yet it is our dog who manages to get the best sleep in what looks like the most uncomfortable position ever??
Human - Good grief, listen to this! Apparently Japan has introduced a snail facial where live snails are made to crawl on a person's face. I wonder what they will think of next???
Warp - Ewwww! Did you hear that?? Imagine having to crawl on a live human's face!!