Wednesday, November 21, 2018

GETTIN' SWIGGY WITH


So I took my adolescent son to Sabarimala for the first time.
He added to their woes by pointing at the black-clad devotees and asking me what so many Swiggy delivery fellows were doing there!

Sunday, October 14, 2018

HONOUR AMONG THIEVES


Remember to just rob the place and not cause any other trouble. We're respectful thieves and with this whole MeToo movement in the news, I don't want you to bring any dishonour to our gang!

Sunday, October 7, 2018

JAR-GONE


FRIEND - How is it that your teenage son doesn't speak English as well as your toddler does??
MOTHER - That's because the former's idol is Kanye West, while the latter's is Peppa Pig.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

LOAN MOAN



Come one, come all! We offer you a better place to store your precious money than that place next door!
Come one, come all....

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

THE DREAD MILL


CLIENT - Oh wow, I must be really running well. I've just burnt 149 Calories in one minute!!

PERSONAL TRAINER - I'm sorry sir, but you've been looking at your Heart Rate monitor...

Friday, January 19, 2018

MIND AND BODY TEASER


WIFE - You know, even if I was half as thin as she is, I would be so much happier...

HUSBAND - So in other words, are you saying that you WANT to be twice her size??