Wednesday, February 21, 2018

LOAN MOAN



Come one, come all! We offer you a better place to store your precious money than that place next door!
Come one, come all....

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

THE DREAD MILL


CLIENT - Oh wow, I must be really running well. I've just burnt 149 Calories in one minute!!

PERSONAL TRAINER - I'm sorry sir, but you've been looking at your Heart Rate monitor...

Friday, January 19, 2018

MIND AND BODY TEASER


WIFE - You know, even if I was half as thin as she is, I would be so much happier...

HUSBAND - So in other words, are you saying that you WANT to be twice her size??