Perpetually Taken Aback Person
"Laughter is the best medicine".
Thursday, December 25, 2014
ELF - Hey Boss, we have way too many presents and not enough time to deliver them to all the children in the world! What can we do???
SANTA - Use Amazon.com. I believe their drones deliver at very short notice. Matter solved.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014
COMMON MAN - Eeeeek! Look at all that blood. I've lost my appetite for dinner tonight!
THE DOCTOR - Eeek! Look at that gravy. How will I be able to perform the surgery later??
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
HUMAN - So Hansel and Gretel left a trail of bread crumbs in the forest. When they woke up in the morning, the birds had eaten them and they couldn't find their way back home...
WARP - Hansel and Gretel should have been snails. No bird would ever bother eating a slime trail!