SIX DIGIT FIGURE

No, no... you arent that drunk! That fellow really does have six fingers on his left hand!!

NO FAST, ONLY REPAST

Oh, this is no Anna Hazare-inspired fast... they simply refuse to eat the terrible canteen food!

CONTUSION CONFUSION

Well, it was dark this morning... and I got out of the wrong side of the shell!

FEE SPREE

Good grief! Just look at the fees for an MBA degree! Should we just push our son into IPL cricket??

SLUMP-IRE

I got fed up of that UDRS and left the field 5 overs back. They havent even missed me there yet!!

CHOOSE ALMIGHTY

IF GOD DECIDES TO SELECT A SUCCESSOR...

Heads- ARajnikanth, Tails - Sachin Tendulkar... and may they both take over if the coin lands on its edge!

BLOOM GLOOM

You told me this was a bud before we crossed the road!!