WHOSE STORY

Yes, yes.. I heard you say you're writing an autobiography. What I asked you was whose it is!!

KOLA-VERITABLE

No dear, I'm not exaggerating. His first words today were not 'mama' or 'papa' but 'Kolaveri'!!

TAN-TOP

I forgot to go in and fell asleep out in the sun!

SKATE MISTAKE

Come back, you fool! I'm still washing the skating rink!!

BALL PAMPERING

Well, there wasnt any clean spot left on his clothing to rub the ball for shine!!

HAIR APP-RAISING

What an absurd haircut!!

CAUTION : SPEED GUMS AHEAD

No I havent 'slowed down even further'... I'm stuck on some discarded chewing gum!!