NO NEWS IS TRUE NEWS

Mom's fed up of these newspapers trying to compete with each other... So, she's gone back to getting her updates by gossiping with our neighbour!

MINI-METRES

My boys, in my day life was all in metres per hour... Today, things have picked up so much of pace, its all in metres per second!!

RACIAL SLUR-P

SERVER - Would you like your coffee black or white, ma'am ?

CUSTOMER - Whatever dude, I'm no racist!

''HUE'' AND CRY

What do you mean you think 'the referee maybe colourblind' ?! "

OS-STRETCH

He's checking to see if RedBull will really give him wings!

DAWNING DUSK

WARP : I'm glad we managed to make it for the last sunset of 2011...

SNAIL : Yeah...

BIRD : You're too late...This is the sunrise!

APPLE OF HIS i

Snow White would never go to that store, would she?!