CREATING WAVES

Kids today, I tell you! I took my three year old son to the beach for the first time today and you know what his reaction was ??
He said - 'Wow dad, those waves look almost as good as the ones in our computer screensaver!!'.

BOLD SHOULDER

Just look at him! I hope I never have to hear you grumbling about the kind of 'burden' you have to carry on your shoulders ever again !!

'CLEAN' CAUSE

Here, rub this soap on your body before you do that Ice Bucket thing. This will be closest I will ever come to seeing you having a bath or even getting clean!

GAME CHANGER

HARE - Let us have a race to decide who is superior. The one to finish first is the winner!
TORTOISE - Alright.

WARP - Superiority, eh?? Stupid tortoise should have chosen baseball. It would have been so easy to score HOME runs!

BANGING HEADS

That's called 'Headbanging'. When they do it to heavy metal music, its considered COOL. However, when I do it to their terrible report cards, its considered MELODRAMATIC. 

CUB 'SCOUTING'

He he he... He's never going to find me here! I've found the perfect hiding place!

PICK UP SLIME

BOY SNAIL - Hey baby! Your place or mine?
WARP - Silly fellow. How does he expect them both to fit into one shell??