RIDDLE ME SOME OF THIS

Sigh. I know I should be rescuing those people by solving this riddle.
Yet, all I can think of right now is how much that Question Mark resembles an upside down Kim Kardashian!

PACE GRACE

COACH - C'mon faster, faster! You're training at snail's pace!
WARP - I'm flattered if he thinks that that is my pace!

CLUB DRUB

WIFE - I sure have gained a lot of weight in the last few months!

HUSBAND - Join the club...

WIFE - What are you talking about?? YOU haven't gained any weight at all!

HUSBAND - You're right, I haven't. I was asking you to join the health club to lose weight!

WET Met

So after viewing weather conditions today, the Met Department has predicted that monsoon shall arrive in two days' time....

BORROW SORROW

SLUG - Brrr! It sure is cold today. Wish I could borrow your shell for some protection.

SNAIL - What did that slug want with you??

WARP - A Home Loan.

NAMO MANIA

So I'd been to Central Park to do a bit of Christmas sales promotion for our company. Some children there pointed at me and kept yelling - "Look, its Modi! It's Modi! ". 

HAUNT JAUNT

HUMAN - Brrr! They said this house is haunted. I sure hope I don't run into any ghosts!

GHOST - Brrr! They said this house is inhabited. I sure hope I don't run into any humans!