ENCORE, BRAVO!

One of the cheerleaders got exhausted from all the dancing. So, they have replaced her temporarily with
Dwayne Bravo!

CHANGING TIMES, CHANGING CRIMES

Things are different now, Grandpa. Earlier, youngsters used to get influenced by violence in movies. Today, all the movies are taking inspiration from the violence committed in real life!

SPY-DER CAMERA!

          That's yet another batsman to get startled by the spider camera!

STAIR DESPAIR

HUMAN - Lets take the stairs... It'll get us down there faster.

WARP - Poor fools... Those stairs are useless. I tried them last week and it took me the same amount of time to reach down there!

MARA-TORN

What nonsense! How can the lift be out of order today, of all days! Do they expect me to climb down 4 storeys and THEN run a full marathon??!

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Times have changed, dude. Both my parents are now active on Facebook. So, I have deleted my account - not because I'm scared they'll follow my posts but because I'm scared to read theirs!!

TERMINAL TERMINATE

ASSISTANT - Sir, why don't we invite the Vice President from New Delhi for the re-opening of our newly renovated airport?
POLITICIAN - If the airport hasn't opened yet, then where do you expect his plane to land??