TUMMY TROUBLES

GUEST - I can understand that your wife is expecting a second child, so she's eating for two. But why does your son have such a large appetite all of a sudden??
HUSBAND - He's suffering from worms. Therefore, he's eating for many.

KEJRI (FIRE)WALL

Quick, lets go and quietly join Kejriwal's dharna over there! The police wouldn't dream of searching for 3 crooks in a group of people protesting against corruption!!

BABY BALK

If these grown ups keep speaking such silly words, its no wonder we toddlers take 2 years to start learning how to talk!

HURRY WORRY

HUMAN - Slow down man! The speed limit is only 40 kmph!!
WARP - Hurry up man! The speed limit is 40 kmph!!

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM, THE CM?

No,no.. I'm not going to clean that room. I've been using it as a store room for all my supplies. CM Kejriwal spends most of his time at some protest or the other, so I thought I'd put his vacant office to some use!

ROAD RAGE OUTRAGE

ABROAD - Wow, the motorists here are so polite in these foreign countries that its almost as though they know each other's families personally!

INDIA - Good grief! The motorists here are so rude, it sounds as though they personally hate each other's family members!!

MAKE MOST OF POSTER

HUMAN MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, Michael Schumacher on his bedroom wall. He'd won 7 Championships!

WARP'S MOTHER - My son has put up a poster of his idol, The Tortoise on his bedroom wall. He was the won who beat the Hare in a race!