WORST THIRST

Didnt I tell you to bring a bottle of water? We're miles away from land and I'm so thirsty!!

SLOW IN TERMS OF

RAT - C'mon, move it...Get out of my way...Godspeed, I say!!

WARP - Godspeed?? What do you mean Godspeed?!

WARP - NO seriously, I have no idea what Godspeed means!!

ACID TEST

Oh, I forgot to tell you - I've started storing vinegar in that old juice bottle.

KILT JILT

Look dear - they wear full-length ones here in hot and humid South India, unlike the knee-length ones back in our cold Scotland. Strange, isnt it?!

NO NEWS IS TRUE NEWS

Mom's fed up of these newspapers trying to compete with each other... So, she's gone back to getting her updates by gossiping with our neighbour!

MINI-METRES

My boys, in my day life was all in metres per hour... Today, things have picked up so much of pace, its all in metres per second!!

RACIAL SLUR-P

SERVER - Would you like your coffee black or white, ma'am ?

CUSTOMER - Whatever dude, I'm no racist!